Sure Fire Way to Know You're Old

1. When you're sitting at the kitchen table looking at a sewing machine and a dog in your lap.

2.. When you say to the Old Man,"So how'd the test come out?

3. When you're blogging about a dog in your lap and your Old Man's check-up 

while drinking(Miller High Life)

Alot of times I forget I'm suppose to be old....Until someone reminds me...